So, after careful consideration in the light of the way my mother has been treating me lately, I am calling on the DeviantART community to help me find ways to make her life as miserable as possible, to inflict just some of the pain back onto her and also for the personal gratification of causing malice.

Some back ground on her:

- She smokes.. inside the house, the car, everywhere (it is utterly disgusting, sure smoke if you wanna smoke, but don't make me get cancer because you're too pigheaded to do it outdoors)

- She has a newish boyfriend - and is way too attached and I mean in the sense that when he leaves, within two minutes she has sent him a txt message. She doesn't stop talking about him and his farm and all the wonderful (read ear numbingly boring) things that he lets her do there

- She loves talking about herself, whinging about her problems and unloading them on other people, but for the last three years has been completely oblivious to the fact that her oldest is depressive, cuts and most of the time hates herself, that her youngest feels as though her mother doesn't care about anyone but herself and doesn't take any notice when her children are far less than happy, and that her son needs guidance but she doesn't want him

- She complains about not having money - constantly - yet when she goes shopping with a budget of $100, instead of sticking to it, $160 later comes out of the supermarket with chocolates and #30 worth of soft drink

- She works shifts, days, afternoons and nights - rotating.

Now, if you need to know anything else to help you come up with some deviousness, just ask and I'll be happy to provide.

Hope you come up with some fantastic ideas!